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Stopped at e mid-courses this mawnin. Shall go on.

I've been working throughout e hols and I dunnoe if I'm utimately glad or not tt I did...

It was a part-time. Promoting toys for this company called MegCorp. 5 bucks hourly pay... flexible working hours... of course, until you get warmer to x'mas...

One downside, prolly the worst one I can think of, is how much of a scrooge the boss of e company is... nt my sales rep, mind ya, my sales rep's a fine, decent man, albeit a tad too hypocritic for my liking... 'neways, back to the miserly boss... fancy hiring only 2. TWO. DUA. NI. LIANG GE. promotors for all his 6 outlets. 6 / 2 = 3. In the end I'm running 3 places every other day.

At first I ran arnd Metro Tampines, Metro Paragon, Metro Woodlands, in that order of importance. Gawd noes why, but apparently, parents visiting Metro Tampines generate larger sales figures than e other ones, soo...

Closer to x'mas, Kaith (my sales rep) finally decided I'm overworked for everyone's good and finally decided to hire a shi mei to put under me. She's Brana, an ex-toy 'R' us staff.

One of e most obvious cons of having a shi mei is tt there's somebody mimicking your example set, so if you aint doing any work, neither will she... usually it's fine to slack together, have some fellowship minutes, and actually enjoy earning your pay. BUT. There's always a but, isn't there?!

So "BUT", if both of ya get caught, there's no such excuse as being overworked anymore and torrents of saliva shalt rinse thou through and through till thy underwear, even, be wet. And of course, me being shi xiong, will kena a larger dosage.

But heaven is kind to stoners like me, after the first day I came up with a plan to split us up. I shall ask Kaith to take one more premise, making 4, and Brana and I shall take 2 each~ Viola~!!

So I went to Robinsons Raffles City and Metro Paragon while Brana took e other 2 Metros.

Enuff abt e details, next comes why I actually hate earning my keep... No. 1 prob wld be e management red tapes. Esp at Robinsons. Those suckers wld go an extra mile to make all their customers smile as their slogan shouts out... but tts abt it. Bastards nv puts in hald a dime nor common sense to make ANYBODY else smile. It's a pain, literally, to work there, having to lugg goods carton by carton into e selling floor as trolleys are banned from their valued customers' eyes. *points both middle finger*

Though tts abt it... making so many nu frens kinda made up to my broken spine, actually. Though they dunch noe nuts abt this blogg, I shall still take e time to specially thank pple from Robinsons like Impact Jing Long for helping me lugg all my robots till his last day, Keegan & Sheng Tai Ck for showing me the "hen da hen da hen da de ji tui" meal, Passion Ke Li & Passion Shi Hui for teaching me e "ji niu nai" game, Auntie Santerli for all her advice on all walks of life, Camtec Winson, Harry Potter Sala, Kelvin, Impact Ai Wen, Supergirl Claris, Pearlyn, Auntie Jac wadevr reason they've made me happy for... and most of all Ning'xin for keeping me occupied when there're no customers.

And there're the ones from Metro Tampines... like Hasbro Kelvin, for hinting me when e bosses are here, Sheng Tai James and Greenleaf Annie, for eating snake with me such tt I wunt feel so guilty, Playthings Priscilla for being so hardworking, pushing me to compete sales figures with her, Jonathan for his antics, Wei Jie for his cool-but-not-daoness, and of course also also to Supervisor Calvin for closing both eyes when I'm caught makaning snake...

Not alot to specifically be grateful for at e other 2 Metros but Supervisor Mei Fang for praising me on my product knowledge and Biyun for helping me raise funds on my flag day. Ok, so tts besides WORK but... nyaah... Last but not least... gotta mention (not thank) Playthings Amy for all the reasons she herself knows best... *smirks*