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I rmb there's this "law of life" that says "Whatever will go wrong, will" or something of the likes... I used to take it a lil' like the chaos theory, with a pinch of salt... I mean, it's kinda true, not to mention funnie if you'd think abt it, right!?

Silence. *Cue ball of dust, audience freezes in mistral*

Fine. Wadeva tt was for, it was up till last night. >.<

If there was a Guiness World Record for the Most Embarrassing Night Out, I'd hold it for a looonng looonng time with ytd. Longer than you live, at least.

At first it turned out to be a simple simple night out with Enrui. She was at her net fren's wedding b4. After awhile it became borin so she called me. So we were walkin. Usually it's really nice to have these peaceful lil' walks with herr in the middle of nowhere. But ytd night was blardy warm and Enrui was in some thick cloth, not to mention tt city hall was being unusually rowdy. Further, we were kinda fightin, so we were like walkin some distance from each other. So it gott awkward after awhile...

Movie. Watchin a movie wuld solve tt cuz you dunn really need to talk alot in the movie, right? It turned to be prolly the best 2 hours of the nite. No stares, no maskin of feelings and most imptly, no rebuttin each other for every tiny detail~

After the movie it was abt quarter past 1, and warmer than ever, gawddamn knows why... she's not used to late nights, very tired and gettin kinda grumpy by then... the trains' stopped, so we took a cab home.

Upon reachin yishun, hmm... wad the most embarrassin thing when taking a cab with your gurl? Hah! No money. I've clean forgotten abt the midnite surcharge~ Hallelujah, ehh?! So I had to wake the poor gurl and gett her to pay instead.

She paid, stormed off. When she realise was I chasin after, she started runnin as well. In the end we made quite a commotion, so much that three uncles from the coffeeshop we alighted beside came after me, thinkin I was some bad man. >.<

Enrui's block's the third from the street, by the time I've reach there she'd gone up already. Tt's bad, as the uncles caught up with me and started pummellin away and she's no longer around to explain for my case... so I was pretty painfully dealt with, until they realised the gurl i was chasin was no longer nearby and went away...

Limping and broke, I took a NR towards woodlands... thinkin mabbe tts all the bad luck I cld possibly have in one day. I was wrong.

Thankfully, the bus ride was uneventful to say the least. From the bus terminal I made my way to the 7-11 at cwp, for an ice bag and a drink, and was on my way home when suddenly from behind the wall popped a fugly woman in her 30s. She went like: "STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU STALKER", gave me a slap and went on her way...

Hey c'mon, reality's not your trashy novel, there're not so many stalkers, esp ones with a disgustin fetishes for fat woman like YOU, kae?! I only boarded the same bus at the same busstop as you, alightin with you at the terminal along with EVERYONE else, went to the same shop, the ONLY shop open at tt time, to buy something as you and walked some way behind you on the same road, alrite?! Damned.

Yea, From now on, I shall worship tt law above like bible.